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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
[Re: IvanSC]
#665033 - 07/10/08 05:56 PM
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Yeah I veered off with the generalisations - but there is something in it - to do with all
kinds of complex cultural influences. However - its not some kind of genetic thing - and
you are right to point out the exceptions DoeZer.
Now however this seams to be
a general thing about just being 'together' - what is that special thing that makes bands
and musicians 'glue'? This holds for orchestras as well - listen to the terror of the
Berlin Phil. tearing through Beethovens Fifth with Karajan for example.
I
suppose nobody old enough (thats me) to remember the portent of doom the drum MACHINE
seamed at its introduction is surprised by all of this. However i still side with others
here that say its still out there. Maybe I just dont want to be a grumpy you know - but i
still hear things - even on radio 1 - that makes me think people are still listening,
learning and loving it.
I maintain Sir, that people can indeed still groove!
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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
[Re: kenwyn]
#665049 - 07/10/08 07:08 PM
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Quote kenwyn:
Quote IvanSC:
We`re sorta
sliding sideways here again. My original comment came as a result (at least partly)
of not finding anyone here in East Anglia that actually WENT OUT rather than playing in
their bedrooms that could hold down a good groove.
etc
I do 3 gigs a week playing funky Latin in
one band and in another acoustic live lounge and I live in Cambridgeshire..... Which I
think is in east Anglia. 
I must admit I spent 2 years looking for a decent vocalist and I was considering any
kinda music. Now I know 6. bit like buses. They are out there mate but you gotta look
under hard to move rocks.
And now everything is about Kareoke talent shows, so
groove and musicianship is hidden behind walls of manufactured shite. I am not bitter,
just very frustrated
Ha ha ha you soppy tart! (still
giggling) Yep I think Peterborough just about counts as East Anglia - hope so, as I
live about 12 miles from Peterboro!
Very pleased to hear you are having fun
playing in Grunty Land. I did a rehearsal cum sorting out what material we`re going
to play session with my geriatric mates yesterday and it was a lot of fun. Really
looking forward to rehearsing, which shows how far down MY morale has sunk in the last
year or so!
Of course now we have to decide if we are going to do British R `n
B or Watts/Stax soul & if we will get away with slipping some New Orleans fonk in dere
too. Plus at the moment we are going to try & do it with guitar bass &
drums. I haven`t sung and played bass at the same time in 17 years..... don`t even
own a bass amp any more.
"Buddy can you spare me a bass cab?" (grin)
And for the benefit of all the earnest young men on the OTHER thread, yes we will
be playing one or two of my songs as well. But probably NOT telling the punters they
are (yawn) originals.
Great line from a song I heard in the states: "We
don`t `low original material, `less it`s bin done before"
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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
[Re: IvanSC]
#665084 - 07/10/08 09:32 PM
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I live in Peterborough but am not from Peanut butter. Here for cheap mortgage. Place is a
cultural void. Like I said 3 gigs a week, how many in Peterborough 0. Thats
not to say people in Peanut are not talented its just that no one wants to stump up any
money for decent music. I could easily play at loads of middle class hippy venues for zero
cash, but lifes to short. Place desparately in need of a UNI.
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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
[Re: IvanSC]
#665089 - 07/10/08 09:46 PM
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Quote IvanSC:
And for the
benefit of all the earnest young men on the OTHER thread, yes we will be playing one or
two of my songs as well. But probably NOT telling the punters they are (yawn)
originals.
...But
however will they tell the difference?
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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
[Re: ken long]
#665099 - 07/10/08 10:29 PM
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Quote Ken Long:
Quote IvanSC:
And for
the benefit of all the earnest young men on the OTHER thread, yes we will be playing one
or two of my songs as well.
But probably NOT telling the punters they are (yawn)
originals.
...But
however will they tell the difference?
Remember the song I posted a
link to on here? The "I`ve got the take me down to London in your Morris Thousand
Traveller" blues?
That is one of mine.
Yeah I know - there`s a thousand out
there all written on the same theme....
Not one of my finest moments, but certainly
funny if you had been at the gig.
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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
[Re: IvanSC]
#665200 - 08/10/08 11:04 AM
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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
[Re: IvanSC]
#665203 - 08/10/08 11:15 AM
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(grin) You`re getting as bored by this thread as I am?
Was wondering idly this
morning if it would make it to 2k reads...
The biggest problem is that those
who "get" it will get it, and those that don`t, won`t know they don`t. But that won`t
stop them kidding themselves.
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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
[Re: IvanSC]
#665206 - 08/10/08 11:21 AM
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Quote IvanSC:
(grin) You`re
getting as bored by this thread as I am?
Was wondering idly this morning if it
would make it to 2k reads...
The biggest problem is that those who "get" it
will get it, and those that don`t, won`t know they don`t. But that won`t stop them
kidding themselves.
Hear
hear. (Or is it here here?)
Either way, I concur. Perhaps I'll come visit some
time and we can have our jam and eat it too.
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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
[Re: IvanSC]
#665218 - 08/10/08 12:30 PM
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STOP THE PRESSES!
OLD PERSON IN 'THINGS NOT AS GOOD AS THEY USED TO BE'
SHOCKER!
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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
[Re: IvanSC]
#665221 - 08/10/08 12:36 PM
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see, and there was you thinking the thread was dying, Ivan...
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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
[Re: IvanSC]
#665235 - 08/10/08 01:08 PM
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Quote IvanSC:
The biggest problem
is that those who "get" it will get it, and those that don`t, won`t know they don`t.
But that won`t stop them kidding themselves.
Or could the problem be that those who think they get it really
don't and others who don't seem to get it to those who think they get it really do get
it?
Who's kidding who here?
ken
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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
[Re: IvanSC]
#665243 - 08/10/08 01:24 PM
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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
[Re: IvanSC]
#665255 - 08/10/08 02:03 PM
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Quote IvanSC:
Mr. Bluegrass
disco fan, if you like to dance to disco AND bluegrass, I`m not surprised you found Eddie
Raven butt-numbing. Do you hand-crochet those sequinned hats at the same time as you
skin your possums up there? (wherever "UP" is)
lovely. and no - but my girlfriend has
embroidered my suits for me while seated on a sheepskin she tanned herself... 
While trying to avoid a shameless plug of my band - I would like to forward what I
consider quite a tight live performance, and a definite mix of bluegrass and disco to be
found by going HERE and clicking on the left hand video ("here comes the
storm"...)
I get your idea - and I'm a big little feat fan - but I challenge
the idea that what is groovy is anything more than entirely subjective. But that point has
been made plenty already in this thread.
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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
[Re: IvanSC]
#665269 - 08/10/08 03:14 PM
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Was listening to some of the music my son chooses (modern Rush clones I tell him). All
competently played at a live recording. Some of it was great, some just a few bars later
felt a bit flat. Reading this thread tells me why.. the band were getting into the groove
and then just marginally falling out of it again.
Obvious with hindsight but
I'd never have spotted the reason without this thread.
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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
[Re: ken long]
#665421 - 08/10/08 10:14 PM
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Quote Ken Long:
Quote IvanSC:
The biggest
problem is that those who "get" it will get it, and those that don`t, won`t know they
don`t. But that won`t stop them kidding themselves.
Or could the problem be that those who think
they get it really don't and others who don't seem to get it to those who think they get
it really do get it?
Who's kidding who here?
ken
Well you had to ask, Ken.....
This little corner of the thread is getting more and more like a Kursall Flyers
lyric every day.
But.
For me, I can see the
difference on the dance floor. When the band is really cooking, the punters react
even if they don`t all understand fully what they are reacting to.
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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
[Re: molecular]
#665423 - 08/10/08 10:21 PM
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Quote molecular:
I get your
idea - and I'm a big little feat fan - but I challenge the idea that what is groovy is
anything more than entirely subjective. But that point has been made plenty already in
this thread.
Groovy = dorky
`60`s expression
groove = whole `nother thing.
It`s only subjective
in that anyone who has never actually been in that particular zone really and truly
doesn`t know what being part of a great big beautiful groove is about. Mind you,
being from the Land of Bagpipes, you can be forgiven for your confusion. Now about
this challenge you were planning on making.... So far I haven`t seen anything on here
that refutes my point. And nothing that makes me feel any more comfortable that the
future of music in the UK is in safe hands.
Mind you I had a first rehearsal
for a recording thingy tomight and we did not groove at all. Not even a tiny bit. Mind you I haven`t played bass in about 4 years or more & I met the drummer for the
first time tonight. Hopefully that un-grooveliness will change pretty sharpish.
P.S.
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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
[Re: Handlestash]
#665424 - 08/10/08 10:24 PM
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Quote Handlestash:
Quote IvanSC:
(grin) You`re
getting as bored by this thread as I am?
Was wondering idly this morning if it
would make it to 2k reads...
The biggest problem is that those who "get" it
will get it, and those that don`t, won`t know they don`t. But that won`t stop them
kidding themselves.
Hear
hear. (Or is it here here?)
Either way, I concur. Perhaps I'll come visit some
time and we can have our jam and eat it too.
My family is from Sligo one generation
back (1930`s) - never been to the Emerald Isle but you never know.
Mind you the
other half is from Australia - nobody`s perfect.
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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
[Re: IvanSC]
#665425 - 08/10/08 10:26 PM
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Timing.
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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
[Re: IvanSC]
#665426 - 08/10/08 10:26 PM
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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
[Re: IvanSC]
#665487 - 09/10/08 08:16 AM
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My band grooves like a motherf**ker.
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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
[Re: Setter]
#665491 - 09/10/08 08:25 AM
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Quote Setter:
Was listening to
some of the music my son chooses (modern Rush clones I tell him).
Who are the modern Rush clones? I'm curious,
'cos although Rush only grooved infrequently after Peart joined, they did groove a bit on
some earlier tunes (Best I Can, I Think I'm Going Bald, Passage to Bangkok solo).
Peart is definately a 'technique, flair and imagination' drummer. Lee is similar with
his bass. It's much harder to groove with very busy playing: I think Rutsey had more
groove the Peart. Bonham and Jones' thing was to keep the beats less cluttered and allow
more groove.
Music doesn't always have to groove to be good though. Sometimes
its enough to rock or swing.
Cobham does all three.
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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
[Re: IvanSC]
#665506 - 09/10/08 08:49 AM
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The groove died with jazz rock. I don't mean the wonderful groups like the Brothers
Johnson. I mean the smug virtuosic session players and the session player manques who
thought technique meant you were better than those with less technique. So the raw
excitement of the punk and new wave groups, who could create excitement with a good,
although limited technique, were looked down upon. Instead we got a new elite class of
pathetic people who practised technique rather than music. The drummers would get
imported obscure records because Steve Gadd was on them and then study the hi-hat pattern
obsessively until they could copy it as well as a sampler could. On the next gig, whether
it was a bubble-gum pop record or a big function, suddenly all these standards would have
this hi-hat pattern thrown in everywhere, from the Girl From Ipanema, to She Loves You via
the Victory Waltz. Then the bass player would start slapping in the most unsuitable songs
because he had a Stanley Clark complex. All the time dressed in a smug grin that said 'we
are too good for all this'.
Jazz rock killed popular music, not punk, not
electro, not sampling. These ugly posers thought girls would fall at their feet. When the
girls saw them as objectionable dorks who had the conversational skills of a recorded
voice on a telephone queuing system, they, of course, assumed the girls were as thick as
the people they played to. Then this embarrassing British imitation of how they thought
American musicians talked followed :
'Hey dude, we've got to make to L.A., we
would be appreciated there.'
Then the bands would insult the audience on stage,
loud enough to know you were being insulted, but quiet enough so you could not quiet make
the insult out. They would crack humourless in-jokes on stage that the other band members
laughed at in an obviously forced way, partly because the jokes were a shibboleth, partly
out of embarrassment. This was esoteric music with no tolerance for anyone who was not a
jazz rock bigot. The musicians made it quite clear they had contempt for the audience so
the audience went somewhere else.
As for the music itself it was the most
leaden form of organised sound it was possible to hear at that time. The themes were yet
another permutation of the pentatonic scale and the only chords they seemed to use were
suspended 4ths. If any new ideas were introduced it then ceased to be jazz rock. It was
the nadir of popular music and what followed can be traced back to that style, a bunch of
unmusical, technically proficient, ugly, smug, pentatonic scale robots.
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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
[Re: Ian Stewart]
#665510 - 09/10/08 08:58 AM
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Quote Ian Stewart:
The groove
died with jazz rock. I don't mean the wonderful groups like the Brothers Johnson. I mean
the smug virtuosic session players and the session player manques who thought technique
meant you were better than those with less technique. So the raw excitement of the punk
and new wave groups, who could create excitement with a good, although limited technique,
were looked down upon. Instead we got a new elite class of pathetic people who practised
technique rather than music.
The drummers would get imported obscure records
because Steve Gadd was on them and then study the hi-hat pattern obsessively until they
could copy it as well as a sampler could. On the next gig, whether it was a bubble-gum pop
record or a big function, suddenly all these standards would have this hi-hat pattern
thrown in everywhere, from the Girl From Ipanema, to She Loves You via the Victory Waltz.
Then the bass player would start slapping in the most unsuitable songs because he had a
Stanley Clark complex. All the time dressed in a smug grin that said 'we are too good for
all this'.
Jazz rock killed popular music, not punk, not electro, not
sampling. These ugly posers thought girls would fall at their feet. When the girls saw
them as objectionable dorks who had the conversational skills of a recorded voice on a
telephone queuing system, they, of course, assumed the girls were as thick as the people
they played to. Then this embarrassing British imitation of how they thought American
musicians talked followed :
'Hey dude, we've got to make to L.A., we would be
appreciated there.'
Then the bands would insult the audience on stage, loud
enough to know you were being insulted, but quiet enough so you could not quiet make the
insult out. They would crack humourless in-jokes on stage that the other band members
laughed at in an obviously forced way, partly because the jokes were a shibboleth, partly
out of embarrassment. This was esoteric music with no tolerance for anyone who was not a
jazz rock bigot. The musicians made it quite clear they had contempt for the audience so
the audience went somewhere else.
As for the music itself it was the most
leaden form of organised sound it was possible to hear at that time. The themes were yet
another permutation of the pentatonic scale and the only chords they seemed to use were
suspended 4ths. If any new ideas were introduced it then ceased to be jazz rock. It was
the nadir of popular music and what followed can be traced back to that style, a bunch of
unmusical, technically proficient, ugly, smug, pentatonic scale robots.
I do not recognise this horrible picture
you are painting, I must have been too young! Were you in one of these jazz-rock bands, or
just subjected to them?
P.S. I like the Brothers Johnson too, their greatest
hits is a staple listen in my car, but I also 'dig' Mahavishnu Orchestra! Earth Wind and
Fire *and* Rush, Meshuggah and Gram Parsons, Television and The Damned. And where do the
Stranglers fit in all this?
Must we take sides, find scapegoats? (makes for
entertaining posts though!)
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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
[Re: IvanSC]
#665573 - 09/10/08 11:44 AM
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Food for thought.
I have to say I am inclined to agree at least in part about
the damage a large section of fusion music did. But as with all things there is good
and bad in everything.
OFF TOPIC ALERT!!!!
Apart from
Opera.
Trained voice, as in seals honking motor horns trained, in my opinion,
but then X zillion opera fans can`t be ALL wrong so I guess it is me. ALso that is
nothing to do with groove or lack thereof. Schubert had his own way of imposing a
subtle yet insistent groove into his work, whether the players sought it or not. Much
as I love JSB it is hard to find a groove in his mathematical purity.
BACK ON
TOPIC
Stranglers: "Peaches" has a killer groove. Lurching, angular
grooooove.
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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
[Re: IvanSC]
#665601 - 09/10/08 12:47 PM
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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
[Re: IvanSC]
#665609 - 09/10/08 01:06 PM
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Quote IvanSC:
OFF TOPIC
ALERT!!!!
Apart from Opera.
Trained voice, as in seals honking
motor horns trained, in my opinion, but then X zillion opera fans can`t be ALL wrong so I
guess it is me.
Gross
generalization and unwarranted purely personal expression ALERT...
all
together now..... OH YES THEY ARE !
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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
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#665619 - 09/10/08 01:20 PM
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Quote table for two:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=65doEvpMSXM&feature=related
sos forumee
Nice one , I
am currently watching all his vids
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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
[Re: IvanSC]
#665634 - 09/10/08 01:54 PM
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Played by someone who reads it that way, JSB has some great cross-rhythms which really lay
a groove down. There was a Finnish violinist playing with the Britten string orchestra
who had a concert at West Road last year (name escapes me, sadly) who is one of the rare
people who does that. Significantly, he's as much involved with trad folk as classical,
so he's used to finding the groove in a tune that'll get people dancing.
It's
painful to hear baroque/classical music played with piano-roll precision, when you can
feel a great beat underneath it struggling to get out. Once upon a time, people danced to
this stuff; now they just sit down and appreciate the technique.
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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
[Re: IvanSC]
#665643 - 09/10/08 02:16 PM
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The Brothers Johnson... Wow. I thought I'm the only one still alive who might remember
them.  Yeah, amazing stuff.
Groove also has a lot to do with choosing
the right tempo for the song. Often, fast tunes can't and won't groove so well, because
there isn't much breathing space left for developing a good groove. It's rather
significant that most popular music in the 60s-80s wasn't so fast, compared with what is
considered normal today.
Remember Wuthering Heights? That was ridiculously
slow, by today's standards, and had an odd time signature to boot. Yet, it topped the UK
charts for a month. Nice groove, I'd say:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9Ej4WDybCQ&feature=related
I'm always amazed when even some of the finest musicians on the planet don't seem
to realise that choosing the correct tempo is as important for the success of their music,
as is playing the correct notes. Here's a typical example, there must be thousands more.
The first clip is the rather funky studio LP version, and the second is a somewhat
hysterical life version. Talk about murdering the groove in cold blood:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm6pfpV-tt0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM9EhbDhckk&feature=related
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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
[Re: Richard Graham]
#665646 - 09/10/08 02:25 PM
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Quote Richard Graham:
Music
doesn't always have to groove to be good though. Sometimes its enough to rock or swing.
Cobham does all three.
Yup, BC is also an incredible jazz drummer. There is a youtube clip somewhere with
Cobham and Herbie Hancock. Absolutely STEAMING.
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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
[Re: Ian Stewart]
#665654 - 09/10/08 03:07 PM
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Quote Ian Stewart:
The groove
died with jazz rock. I don't mean the wonderful groups like the Brothers Johnson. I mean
the smug virtuosic session players and the session player manques who thought technique
meant you were better than those with less technique. So the raw excitement of the punk
and new wave groups, who could create excitement with a good, although limited technique,
were looked down upon. Instead we got a new elite class of pathetic people who practised
technique rather than music. The drummers would get imported obscure records because
Steve Gadd was on them and then study the hi-hat pattern obsessively until they could copy
it as well as a sampler could. On the next gig, whether it was a bubble-gum pop record or
a big function, suddenly all these standards would have this hi-hat pattern thrown in
everywhere, from the Girl From Ipanema, to She Loves You via the Victory Waltz. Then the
bass player would start slapping in the most unsuitable songs because he had a Stanley
Clark complex. All the time dressed in a smug grin that said 'we are too good for all
this'.
Jazz rock killed popular music, not punk, not electro, not sampling.
These ugly posers thought girls would fall at their feet. When the girls saw them as
objectionable dorks who had the conversational skills of a recorded voice on a telephone
queuing system, they, of course, assumed the girls were as thick as the people they
played to. Then this embarrassing British imitation of how they thought American musicians
talked followed :
'Hey dude, we've got to make to L.A., we would be appreciated
there.'
Then the bands would insult the audience on stage, loud enough to know
you were being insulted, but quiet enough so you could not quiet make the insult out. They
would crack humourless in-jokes on stage that the other band members laughed at in an
obviously forced way, partly because the jokes were a shibboleth, partly out of
embarrassment. This was esoteric music with no tolerance for anyone who was not a jazz
rock bigot. The musicians made it quite clear they had contempt for the audience so the
audience went somewhere else.
As for the music itself it was the most leaden
form of organised sound it was possible to hear at that time. The themes were yet another
permutation of the pentatonic scale and the only chords they seemed to use were suspended
4ths. If any new ideas were introduced it then ceased to be jazz rock. It was the nadir of
popular music and what followed can be traced back to that style, a bunch of unmusical,
technically proficient, ugly, smug, pentatonic scale robots.
heh
these might cheer u up
mate 
www.dancetech.com/a_kilo_audio/ecm.m3u
www.dancetech.com/a_kilo_audio/wldy.m3u
www.dancetech.com/a_kilo_audio/wl.m3u
unfortunately it's
those damned top session players tho
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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
[Re: Dr Whom]
#665658 - 09/10/08 03:31 PM
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Quote Dr Whom:
unfortunately it's those damned top session players tho
What the hell is that?!
Ugh,
IMVHO the only time this sort of music ever came close to having a groove is 'Contusion'
from Songs in the key of life.
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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
[Re: matt keen]
#665688 - 09/10/08 05:23 PM
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Quote matt keen:
Mummy, Mummy
Mummy - what is a Funkadelic
Hush yo ` mouf an` eat dem grits, chile!
Ivan The artist formerly known as DeFreaque
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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
[Re: grab]
#665690 - 09/10/08 05:27 PM
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Quote grab:
Played by someone who
reads it that way, JSB has some great cross-rhythms which really lay a groove down. There
was a Finnish violinist playing with the Britten string orchestra who had a concert at
West Road last year (name escapes me, sadly) who is one of the rare people who does that.
Significantly, he's as much involved with trad folk as classical, so he's used to finding
the groove in a tune that'll get people dancing.
It's painful to hear
baroque/classical music played with piano-roll precision, when you can feel a great beat
underneath it struggling to get out. Once upon a time, people danced to this stuff; now
they just sit down and appreciate the technique.
Just reminded me of why I hate the currently fashionable abortion
that passes for interpretation of Joplin, et al. Supposed to be music for whores and
their Johns????!!!
And yeah JSB if he is interpreted that way, I agree 100%
jsut that the Schuberts of this world are more insidious. Hard NOT to get one on with
stuff like the largo bits in Die Forelle. Squirmy, fishy feel. Pun intended.
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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
[Re: IvanSC]
#665774 - 09/10/08 11:22 PM
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People don't Grove anymore because these days to conside yourself a musician you have to
deal with cables, knobs, buttons and gadgets and gizmos. It's not about just
mastering a keyboard, but a little guitar too, a little music production and maybe a
little reason 4.
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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
[Re: Leon Tech]
#665796 - 10/10/08 06:23 AM
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Quote Leon Tech:
People don't
Grove anymore because these days to conside yourself a musician you have to deal with
cables, knobs, buttons and gadgets and gizmos. It's not about just mastering a
keyboard, but a little guitar too, a little music production and maybe a little reason 4.
(grin) All of which happens
in the privacy of your own shed/garage/bedroom. You have a point, there.
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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
[Re: IvanSC]
#665807 - 10/10/08 07:55 AM
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Quote IvanSC:
Quote Leon Tech:
People don't
Grove anymore because these days to conside yourself a musician you have to deal with
cables, knobs, buttons and gadgets and gizmos. It's not about just mastering a
keyboard, but a little guitar too, a little music production and maybe a little reason 4.
(grin) All of which happens
in the privacy of your own shed/garage/bedroom. You have a point, there.
You lot can speak for yourselves. I'm
proud to say that I've grooved mightily with two different bands this week, purely for
fun. I may not be a master of any instrument, and one of the guitarists might have
referred to me as 'Professor' as I stared deeply into the computer monitor during Tuesday
night's session, and I might like twiddling knobs and hooking up microphones, but that
doesn't mean the groove has to die.
Moral: get out more, and join a band (or
two).
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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
[Re: Tui]
#665810 - 10/10/08 07:59 AM
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Quote Tui:
Groove
also has a lot to do with choosing the right tempo for the song. Often, fast tunes can't
and won't groove so well, because there isn't much breathing space left for developing a
good groove. It's rather significant that most popular music in the 60s-80s wasn't so
fast, compared with what is considered normal today.
Totally agree with the importance of getting the tempo bang on
for the song! You can easily ruin a song by playing it a few BPM too fast, and conversely,
if the tempo is bang on, a song can suddenly gel.
Loved the Johnny Guitar
Watson stuff Tui, thanks, will be checking out a CD of his shortly.
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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
[Re: IvanSC]
#665855 - 10/10/08 10:28 AM
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Quote IvanSC:
Quote molecular:
I get
your idea - and I'm a big little feat fan - but I challenge the idea that what is groovy
is anything more than entirely subjective. But that point has been made plenty already in
this thread.
Groovy = dorky
`60`s expression
groove = whole `nother thing.
It`s only subjective
in that anyone who has never actually been in that particular zone really and truly
doesn`t know what being part of a great big beautiful groove is about. Mind you,
being from the Land of Bagpipes, you can be forgiven for your confusion.
Ivan, Ivan, Ivan...
The
only dorky 60's thing around here is the random replacing of vowels with apostrophes...
Man!
But let's not fight, shall we.
But this comment about my
confusion? Are you accusing Highland folk musicians of not understanding how to freak out
'in the zone'? Do you think it's all about Classical bagpiping and dreadful limp-wristed
'craic' in an Irish theme bar? As I asked before - maybe you're looking in the wrong
places... Have you ever been to the Highlands? Was it on a 'Lochs and Glens' coach
Holiday?
Secondly - all I can do is pity you if your experience of new bands
doesn't make you feel like they have a groove. Aside from my opinions of my own band,
we've played with a few other new bands around up here, and they all knew exactly where
the zone was. dBass, Fanattica, Black Diamond Express, Miyagi, Claes Cem
I
choose the bands we tour with carefully, but I'm happy that when we play with these guys
they are going to pull it out of the hat.
Subjectivity: I'll ignore the slight
implication that I've never been in the groove, but I thought this was a thread about up
and coming musicians, not an "I can groove and you can't" bragging opportunity. Personaly
I see people clearly zoning out to stuff I just don't get - and I can't share your
opinions about the new musicians around you. So, whatever, either it's subjective or its a
postcode lottery... Either way, the "Land of Bagpipes" is clearly in better shape than
wherever you are.
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Re: Can`t anybody groove any more?
[Re: Handlestash]
#666041 - 10/10/08 07:43 PM
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Quote Handlestash:
Quote Dr Whom:
unfortunately it's those damned top session players tho
What the hell is that?!
Ugh,
IMVHO the only time this sort of music ever came close to having a groove is 'Contusion'
from Songs in the key of life.
um, ok 
it's bob james, jean luc ponty and wilbert longmire
i
know i know!.. you're right of course! they are all completely talentless shite and cant
play or groove for toffee
sorry to offend your 'music critic'
sensibilities.
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