This thread has become rather surreal, but a welcome break from normality
Feline was indeed being silly (as he often is), and I very much doubt that he intended to be offensive. I got his original joke, and the next one, and they were fairly obviously intended with tongue firmly in cheek
I suspect the majority of other posters saw the humour intended on both sides. I hope so anyway
Thanks to Pete Kaine in particular for remaining straight faced throughout
Group hug everyone?