He heard a soft voice say,"Jesus is watching you".
Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search.
Again, "Jesus is watching you".
He turned his flashlight around, saw a parrot in a cage.
He asked the parrot if he was the one talking.
The parrot said yes.
He asked the parrot his name, the parrot said, "Moses."
The burglar asked, "What kind of people would name a parrot Moses?"
The parrot "The same kind of people who would name their pit bull Jesus!".