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it's all a bit too serious in here, time for a jokes thread....
      07/09/11 10:43 PM
A burglar broke into a home.

He heard a soft voice say,"Jesus is watching you".


Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search.


Again, "Jesus is watching you".


He turned his flashlight around, saw a parrot in a cage.


He asked the parrot if he was the one talking.


The parrot said yes.


He asked the parrot his name, the parrot said, "Moses."



The burglar asked, "What kind of people would name a parrot Moses?"




The parrot "The same kind of people who would name their pit bull Jesus!".







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* it's all a bit too serious in here, time for a jokes thread.... . . . Delete This User . . . 07/09/11 10:43 PM
. * Re: it's all a bit too serious in here, time for a jokes thread.... DaveFry   06/11/11 06:34 PM
. * Re: it's all a bit too serious in here, time for a jokes thread.... ConcertinaChap   08/11/11 11:15 PM
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. * Re: it's all a bit too serious in here, time for a jokes thread.... Folderol   04/11/11 08:50 PM
. * Re: it's all a bit too serious in here, time for a jokes thread.... ZukanModerator   16/10/11 10:23 AM
. * Re: it's all a bit too serious in here, time for a jokes thread.... The Bunk   13/10/11 09:27 AM
. * Re: it's all a bit too serious in here, time for a jokes thread.... ZukanModerator   13/10/11 08:31 AM
. * Re: it's all a bit too serious in here, time for a jokes thread.... DragonLogos   12/10/11 01:50 PM
. * Re: it's all a bit too serious in here, time for a jokes thread.... narcoman   10/10/11 08:20 AM
. * Re: it's all a bit too serious in here, time for a jokes thread.... narcoman   09/10/11 11:17 PM
. * Re: it's all a bit too serious in here, time for a jokes thread.... RegressiveRock   10/10/11 03:12 AM
. * Re: it's all a bit too serious in here, time for a jokes thread.... DragonLogos   12/10/11 02:25 PM
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. * Re: it's all a bit too serious in here, time for a jokes thread.... turbodave   09/10/11 07:15 PM
. * Re: it's all a bit too serious in here, time for a jokes thread.... hollowsun   09/10/11 11:34 AM
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. * Re: it's all a bit too serious in here, time for a jokes thread.... narcoman   09/10/11 01:38 PM
. * Re: it's all a bit too serious in here, time for a jokes thread.... . . . Delete This User . . .   09/10/11 05:04 PM
. * Re: it's all a bit too serious in here, time for a jokes thread.... RegressiveRock   09/10/11 05:49 PM
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. * Re: it's all a bit too serious in here, time for a jokes thread.... The Bunk   09/10/11 11:16 AM
. * Re: it's all a bit too serious in here, time for a jokes thread.... Frisonic   09/10/11 11:24 AM
. * Re: it's all a bit too serious in here, time for a jokes thread.... Mixedup   09/10/11 11:03 AM
. * Re: it's all a bit too serious in here, time for a jokes thread.... hollowsun   09/10/11 11:28 AM
. * Re: it's all a bit too serious in here, time for a jokes thread.... ZukanModerator   09/10/11 10:31 AM
. * Re: it's all a bit too serious in here, time for a jokes thread.... Mike Stranks   09/10/11 11:44 AM
. * Re: it's all a bit too serious in here, time for a jokes thread.... ZukanModerator   10/10/11 08:30 AM
. * Re: it's all a bit too serious in here, time for a jokes thread.... Folderol   05/10/11 04:27 PM
. * Re: it's all a bit too serious in here, time for a jokes thread.... ZukanModerator   05/10/11 08:18 AM
. * Re: it's all a bit too serious in here, time for a jokes thread.... Mike Stranks   01/10/11 06:27 PM
. * Re: it's all a bit too serious in here, time for a jokes thread.... ConcertinaChap   04/10/11 02:01 PM
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. * Re: it's all a bit too serious in here, time for a jokes thread.... Mixedup   22/09/11 10:09 PM
. * Re: it's all a bit too serious in here, time for a jokes thread.... Dan Bo   20/09/11 10:08 PM
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. * Re: it's all a bit too serious in here, time for a jokes thread.... Frisonic   17/09/11 11:57 PM
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. * Re: it's all a bit too serious in here, time for a jokes thread.... Mike Stranks   14/09/11 06:53 PM
. * Re: it's all a bit too serious in here, time for a jokes thread.... . . . Delete This User . . .   14/09/11 07:49 PM
. * Re: it's all a bit too serious in here, time for a jokes thread.... Dan Bo   14/09/11 11:12 PM
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. * Re: it's all a bit too serious in here, time for a jokes thread.... . . . Delete This User . . .   14/09/11 01:11 PM
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. * Re: it's all a bit too serious in here, time for a jokes thread.... hollowsun   14/09/11 02:12 PM
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. * Re: it's all a bit too serious in here, time for a jokes thread.... RegressiveRock   09/09/11 09:31 PM
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