Old: probably. Codger: possibly. (Grumpy: DEFINITELY!) But GUITAR-PLAYING? - I'm not THAT
vain! Try DRUM-PLAYING. (And yes, before you say it, that's why I'm so confused!!) But,
no, I don't think I want to be faffing about with something I can download for free. I'm
an all or nothing sort of bloke; if I'm going to do it, I shall do it properly. Hence why
I'm trying to gather all the bloomin' help and advice I can!