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Postby ef37a » Fri Jun 29, 2012 8:06 am

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Postby Hugh Robjohns » Fri Jun 29, 2012 8:24 am

There are apps for smart phones that do something very similar...

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Postby ef37a » Fri Jun 29, 2012 8:37 am

Hugh Robjohns wrote:There are apps for smart phones that do something very similar...

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Oh! Right. Well I won't have one. I already have too much kit that is smarter than I!

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Postby grab » Fri Jun 29, 2012 8:43 am

If you're in the market for that, you may also want one of these...

http://zapatopi.net/afdb/
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Postby Hugh Robjohns » Fri Jun 29, 2012 8:51 am

I've been wearing one of those for years, and the lead lined underpants too!

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Re: sniff this

Postby ef37a » Fri Jun 29, 2012 9:48 am

grab wrote:If you're in the market for that, you may also want one of these...

http://zapatopi.net/afdb/

Cheeky sod!

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Re: sniff this

Postby Freuman » Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:43 pm

I've been training my dog for years to sniff out electrical smog; he is highly trained and can smell a electrical device from a much greater distance than these contraptions!

People may say she's just sniffing your crotch but I maintain it's the electrical smog building up from your phone being in your pocket...


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Re: sniff this

Postby grab » Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:16 pm

See, that's mostly not the case with dogs and crotches. What they've learnt is that most of the people they meet when they're out for a walk have a doggy treat bag attached somewhere round their waist or in a pocket, and they're just trying to find it.

Although if you happen to have come downstairs in the middle of the night without any clothes on, you can definitely get a doggy nose poked in places where you really don't want a doggy nose...
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Re: sniff this

Postby turbodave » Sat Jun 30, 2012 9:04 am

grab wrote:See, that's mostly not the case with dogs and crotches. What they've learnt is that most of the people they meet when they're out for a walk have a doggy treat bag attached somewhere round their waist or in a pocket, and they're just trying to find it.

Although if you happen to have come downstairs in the middle of the night without any clothes on, you can definitely get a doggy nose poked in places where you really don't want a doggy nose...

...or maybe you do!!!!?
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