Rather than continue the rather sublime kicking you are getting following posting this topic. I'll show my increasing years by suggesting that Jordan has great technical specs, I gather!
However, I also hear tell that Keira Knightley is rumoured to produce the odd appealing noise if appropriately directed to do so in front of a camera.
I can attest to the fact that Jordan makes a noise like sucking rancid axle grease through a drain pipe having bumped into her in Antigua on her way to her 'fateful' meeting with Peter Andre in Australia.
The above may not, however, apply to the Mackie 1200F, as I have not heard it, which I would most sincerely wish to do before buying it...