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Postby Music Wolf » Fri Jun 15, 2018 6:32 pm

I have a friend, Muzak Wolf, who is having a crisis of conscience. His wife is away for the weekend leaving him with his son and the tortoise.

There is a Baja Telecaster in the local music store, my friend has sufficient cash in his music slush fund. His annual bonus is also due next month.

At this time last year his son demonstrated his ability to keep his mouth shut when my friend went out a bought a PRS S2 Custom Semi-Hollow. The tortoise can probably be bribed with tomatoes.

I, I mean he, needs your advice. Would bribing a tortoise with tomatoes make him a bad person?
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Re: What to do?

Postby blinddrew » Fri Jun 15, 2018 6:43 pm

Are tomatoes bad for tortoises? I mean, would it be like pushing drugs? If not, well, I can't see anything wrong with you, I mean your mate, getting a new tele. Just like that time he got a PRS just like yours as well...
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Re: What to do?

Postby Music Wolf » Fri Jun 15, 2018 6:50 pm

He can have tomatoes as an occasional treat, and he usually has a small one on a Saturday morning anyway, so I guess that means that it's not all that bad.

Thank you for putting my friend's mind to rest.
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Re: What to do?

Postby desmond » Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:09 pm

Which shop? :shh:
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Re: What to do?

Postby Watchmaker » Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:33 pm

Aren't slush fund expenditures pre-approved?

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Re: What to do?

Postby Wonks » Fri Jun 15, 2018 9:43 pm

One has to support one's local music store. It is one's public duty.
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Re: What to do?

Postby Folderol » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:39 pm

Wonks wrote:One has to support one's local music store. It is one's public duty.
I don't have a local music shop any more :(
There's one in Gillingham, but it's a nightmare to reach with virtually no parking.
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Re: What to do?

Postby Jumpeyspyder » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:43 pm

We at the TLF (Telecaster Liberation Front)

Have been campaigning, for the release of Teles from the evil despots!

We demand you rescue this poor instrument from the hands of its oppressors!!
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Re: What to do?

Postby Agharta » Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:19 pm

If she trusts you with the tortoise you must have a very deep connection so anything goes as long as the Tele doesn't have a tortoiseshell pickguard. :bouncy:
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Re: What to do?

Postby awjoe » Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:34 pm

Sounds like a bit of an addiction to me. But if addictions don't involve serious drugs or self-abuse, I say fair play. I'm semi-okay with self-abuse, even.
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Re: What to do?

Postby Random Guitarist » Sat Jun 16, 2018 12:04 am

Speaking as someone who has a friend who owns 2 identical guitars but makes sure only one is visible at any moment in time, I think you can only use the slush fund to buy it if you emotionally commit to buying another one with the bonus.
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Re: What to do?

Postby zenguitar » Sat Jun 16, 2018 12:14 am

Buy first, explain/excuse/justify later.

And mine's a pint.

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Re: What to do?

Postby ef37a » Sat Jun 16, 2018 7:16 am

Yeah, get it! But...

So, tortoises like tomato? Hmm, nothing else does. I feed the wildlife every day/night and I find something will eat most things. Apples a bit (tho' we did have a Blackbird one year that was MAD for them!) bread of course but not THAT keen. Always get too many chips with me cod so most of those go out and it takes the birds and beasties a couple of days to finish them off (slugs like them)

Tomato though, no. They will sit there for days in the winter and just rot away this weather.

Actually I am not that keen myself. I eat one now and again because they are very good for you, especially the eyesight.

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Re: What to do?

Postby CS70 » Sat Jun 16, 2018 7:40 am

Music Wolf wrote:I have a friend, Muzak Wolf, who is having a crisis of conscience. His wife is away for the weekend leaving him with his son and the tortoise.

There is a Baja Telecaster in the local music store, my friend has sufficient cash in his music slush fund. His annual bonus is also due next month.

At this time last year his son demonstrated his ability to keep his mouth shut when my friend went out a bought a PRS S2 Custom Semi-Hollow. The tortoise can probably be bribed with tomatoes.

I, I mean he, needs your advice. Would bribing a tortoise with tomatoes make him a bad person?

Change wife! :D
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Re: What to do?

Postby BigRedX » Sat Jun 16, 2018 9:46 am

Can someone please explain to me the attraction of the Telecaster Guitar. I just don't get it.
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Re: What to do?

Postby Wonks » Sat Jun 16, 2018 9:50 am

BigRedX wrote:Can someone please explain to me the attraction of the Telecaster Guitar. I just don't get it.
Then you never will, even if others explain it to you. But that doesn't make you a bad person. Just ...different. ;)
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Re: What to do?

Postby blinddrew » Sat Jun 16, 2018 10:05 am

I don't know about that Wonks. For a long time I was in the 'smellycaster' ranks* despite working with a guitarist who could make his really sing, but I have definitely mellowed towards them over the years and next year's project will be to take my Bastard Project** guitar and work it into something nice(ish).


* I have never previously heard this term but I can't believe I'm the first to coin it.
** A kit tele I bought a couple of years ago and built an amp into but never tried to properly finish or finesse as it was mostly a proof of concept.
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Re: What to do?

Postby Wonks » Sat Jun 16, 2018 10:08 am

My love of Telecasters is actually greater than my experience of playing them. I'm always wanting to have different pickups or another pickup or a flatter neck. But then I think about it and don't want to really change it at all. Fitting a Strat pickup in the neck position is about as far as I've gone.
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Re: What to do?

Postby Wonks » Sat Jun 16, 2018 10:12 am

Anyway, Music Wolf, I'm sure your 'friend' and the Baja Telecaster will be very happy together. A very happy new guitar day to you! Er... sorry. A very happy new guitar day to your 'friend'
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Re: What to do?

Postby Guest » Sat Jun 16, 2018 10:20 am

Tele's the only geetar i got and if that ain't good enough for ya, this should be

https://youtu.be/PojMzsIvVE8?t=1m11s

I'm also in the market for a 70's Tele deluxe, once 'eard... and am also chasing after a Gibson Nighthawk, ditto, once 'eard...

Tele's are dead sexy, can't keep me 'ands off mine, ask me missus...
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