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PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2019 3:50 pm
by BJG145
Excruciating...? C'mon, this is the standard US spelling. Next you'll be telling me you like your toast done on one side. ;)

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2019 3:55 pm
by desmond
BJG145 wrote:Next you'll be telling me you like your toast done on one side. ;)

Wait... what?!

That's a thing??

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2019 4:07 pm
by BJG145
...oh, you haven't got embroiled in the whole Sting "Englishman in New York" toast controversy...?

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2019 4:18 pm
by Hugh Robjohns
Are you talking about the 'Audio Modeling SWAM Solo Instruments' review?

If so, Audio Modeling is the name of the (Italian) company... that apparently prefers the US spelling!

The opening paragraph reads:
While SWAM Woodwinds utilise a hybrid combination of modelling and sampling techniques, SWAM Solo Strings' sound is generated by pure physical modelling with no samples involved at all — hence the instruments' miniscule data footprint. Apparently the modelling techniques arose from an in-depth study...

My emphasis to show the use of UK spelling in the review. :D

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2019 4:23 pm
by desmond
BJG145 wrote:...oh, you haven't got embroiled in the whole Sting "Englishman in New York" toast controversy...?

Google. Ok, I see...

Well, that's just lazy/poor toast technique... :headbang:

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2019 5:42 pm
by Wonks
Really good toast is brown on the inside but still white on the outside (assuming you start with white bread), Bloody difficult to do though. :D

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2019 5:53 pm
by blinddrew
The Jacaranda hotel in Nairobi used to do toast done on one side specially for the English guests; I've always liked it like that but can rarely be arsed to use the grill rather than the toaster. :)

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2019 6:11 pm
by Wonks
You could always get a cheap toaster and cut through the power leads to one side of the toaster heater matrix per slot (obviously do this with the toaster unplugged).

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2019 6:22 pm
by desmond
Wonks wrote:You could always get a cheap toaster and cut through...

I find cheap toasters often behave like this pretty much out of the box... one side gets burnt, the other not-so-much...

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2019 6:33 pm
by Folderol
On a two slice toaster put just one slice in. The 'common' side will toast much faster than the other side.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2019 6:51 pm
by Wonks
Or put two thin slices together into one slot.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2019 7:10 pm
by blinddrew
Wonks wrote:Or put two thin slices together into one slot.
I was just thinking of this as an option.

I wonder if BJG145 expected the conversation to go this way?

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2019 7:28 pm
by Wonks
We've put this section into mode 'ling'.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2019 8:32 pm
by Folderol
... and lang my it remain there!

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 9:47 am
by Mike Stranks
Such a shame... I was hoping he was offering some job opportunities. I had my hair cut especially... :(