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Re: An experienced lyricist always available

Postby Random Guitarist » Sun Jan 19, 2020 9:27 pm

Experienced lyricist . . .

Lovely Ria, metre maid . . .
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Re: An experienced lyricist always available

Postby BJG145 » Sun Jan 19, 2020 9:53 pm

Now all ye gentlemen, grand and gay,
When you metre maid by wood or lea,
Sir Knight, I pray, ride on thy way,
Nor turn and whisper, 'Remember me.'
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Re: An experienced lyricist always available

Postby CS70 » Mon Jan 20, 2020 5:05 pm

My name is Ria, Ria April Avalon
I'll make you some lyrics on Athens and Babylon
or any other subject you'd want or you'd like,
I have hundreds of songs in many of a style!
So don't hesitate, pick up your g-mail
and send me a letter for price and details!

A ghostwriter I am not, for credits I want
but I'll give you an exclusive, so don't you feel daunt.
And please remember not to use a PM
when you ask for the price of the fruits of my pen,
as you won't see me replying any word on this page
simply because I will not come here for ages

Would have to work the metric a little, but this will do for now :)

(Ria, if you ever read this: it's just in good spirit - it's cool for me that you post your ad)
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Re: An experienced lyricist always available

Postby Dynamic Mike » Mon Jan 20, 2020 5:35 pm

I think it's pretty clear it was all done in jest. I wish her all the best. What made me smile though was the "Always available... except when I'm not...which is pretty much always" :lol:

Musical differences broke up the band,
And nobody chooses to linger,
Or dwell on the fact that the lyrics were crap,
Cos the drummer was banging the singer.

Ria, you can have that for free.
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Re: An experienced lyricist always available

Postby shufflebeat » Mon Jan 20, 2020 10:41 pm

All this wordplay is very impressive but I think we can all see why Noel's on the big bucks.
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Re: An experienced lyricist always available

Postby ManFromGlass » Tue Jan 21, 2020 3:20 am

I wasn’t going to single anybody out and was just going to say "my what an impressive bunch of lyricists we are..."

I can see why Ria singled us out :crazy: :headbang: :crazy:
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